Goat Simulator Review (Press start to begin)
Goat Simulator is basicly a goated version of GTA.
The village you walk around in consists of the regular parts of the average Drenthe hamlet: A bunch of water slides, a gas station, an enormous Low Gravity Testing Facility, a towering crane, a handful of trampolines, you get the idea.
The village is small and peaceful, so naturally your mission is to unleash chaos and terror on its unsuspecting residents, bleating loudly.
The game also works well on a steam deck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoCs49PbJw
Goat Sim's controls are surprisingly good. If you have never seen a goat punished, now is finally your chance. The controls are simple and limited to a few buttons.
The most important action is undoubtedly the 'bite' function, which attaches your tongue to whatever is in front of you.
Basketball? To lick.
Truck at high speed? To lick.
Peacefully dining family? All lick.
In addition, the game gives some assignments that can be completed for even more points, but the focus is really on humor and on achieving achievements and thus unlocking a friend or 2. There is not really a goal in Goat Simulator. .