Goat Simulator - izigame

Game Info

Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.

Name

Goat Simulator

Companies

Coffee Stain Studios

Released

4/1/2014

Platforms

Linux, Mac, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PC (Microsoft Windows), Xbox 360, Xbox One

Engines

Unreal Engine 3

Type

Simulator, Adventure, Indie

Social Networks

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Reviews

Sunday, January 19, 2025 10:13:10 AM

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Goat Simulator – A Masterpiece of Sheer Chaos and Bleating Brilliance

Ah yes, Goat Simulator, the game that boldly asks, "What if a goat could headbutt reality itself?" If you've ever woken up and thought, "I want to wreak havoc as a physics-defying goat," then congratulations – your oddly specific dream is now a reality.
This is not just a game; it's a life experience. Forget saving kingdoms, fighting dragons, or becoming a space marine – you're a goat, and your only mission is to turn everything into absolute chaos. Climb ladders with your nonexistent hands, lick random objects (because goats apparently have magnetic tongues), and launch yourself into orbit because physics in this universe took a permanent vacation.

Highlights:
Story: There isn’t one. You’re a goat. Make your own story. Maybe you’re a disgruntled farm animal on a quest for revenge. Or maybe you’re just vibing in a world where everything explodes when you touch it.
Graphics: Stunningly realistic… if the world was designed by someone who just discovered ragdoll physics and said, "More. MORE!"
Gameplay: Imagine playing Skyrim but with no quests, no objectives, and way more headbutting. It’s perfect for people who enjoy the feeling of total anarchy without consequences.
Soundtrack: Mostly goat bleats, explosions, and the sweet sound of destruction. It’s beautiful.
Replayability: Endless. Every time you boot it up, you’ll find a new, equally absurd way to destroy everything around you.

Pros:
- You can become a demon goat, a robot goat, or even a goat that’s somehow a giraffe. Truly revolutionary character customization.
- Break the laws of physics with zero remorse.
- There’s a multiplayer mode, because why wreak havoc alone when you can bring friends?
Cons:
- None. It’s a flawless work of art. (Okay, maybe it crashes sometimes, but let’s call that a feature.)

Final Thoughts:
Goat Simulator is not the game we deserve, but it’s the game we needed. It’s a love letter to chaos, and it reminds us all that sometimes, you just need to let loose and headbutt a car for no reason.
Rating: 10/10 – The GOAT of all simulation games.