Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach Review (Dingus)
Whoever boosted this games reviews to mostly positive was a die hard fan of the franchise, a furry bumper, or just plain into torture. I can't even enjoy the massive map and details in this game because there's always something up my ass, that's why most people go watch someone hack the walls and run around. Some of the game play is SOOO not needed to make things complicated, that at this point this could have been introduced as a souls-like.
Freddy is a dopey guy who if you need him will run to you in the last spot you summoned him, as if you must play chicken with the other animatronics but no where in the description did it mention this was a chicken race.
Then some of the puzzles are so over complicated with zero explanation that you can find a plethora of good hearted nerds with diagrams and explaining what the game lacked to tell you.
I've managed to glitch myself through walls trying to hide or get in freddy several times. Freddy has also refused to open his case, opened doors on the wrong side with the claws, and just generally be Alexa on her Amazon Updates and malfunction. He might as well be a sleeper agent.
The game reacts faster than your watch so... not unless you are a baby crib hugger who is sitting in bins constantly (I have ADHD and lack this feature in my own brain), then damn this should've been called TOM CLANCY: FNAF RECON. I hid in a trashcan on Roxy who was two rooms away and she walked all through the cameras and just came in and grabbed my punk robot ass. WITHOUT EYES.
The games audio? Trash. Who and Where are you when you tell me I have no friends from 3 floors, 120 feet away, 80 miles into 6 rooms away. But when you are on top of me the only word you can say is OH GREGORY.
Don't even get me started about the immediate instant transmission on top of my booty hole and grabbing me before my off brand TrashBin Dingo can run around the corner to save me. All because you heard me from two floors away or a watch guy caught me with several inches between me and his flashlight because the AWARE boxes keep changing
You don't even know how this LITTLE boy ended up here, beside speculation and what people finally confirmed AFTER its release. You think after giving me maps and knowing what the heck everyone is talking about they'd mark shit on my map. But no, no map markers in a massive over sized pizza MALL, but Freddy knows the whole place according to him. I have to try and learn to read while the Furs are chasing me down for their anime convention.
CHICA gets the ability to apparently teleport, let's just cast out her one trait she gains after she was the slowest of the bunch. Because they all can do it when you get caught or make a sound, poor thing is irrelevant because she isn't yellow with the bungloos anymore. OH and its past 6am in my play through, I haven't taken her voice box still, and she's already doing her new trick. C:
My reward for playing this is general filled curiosity about the game, wasted money, and hoping RUINS dlc is a better time. If you don't understand my review its because you aren't autistic like me, haven't bought it, die-hard fan, or hope Roxy can send noodles.
Don't buy not unless its like 10 dollars.