We Were Here Too Review (Telephus)
If you played the free to play original, it's basically that but more, with all the bad parts, including how buggy and short it is. One playthrough will last about 2 hours at most with decent communication. The lack of polish in general is at least not horribly game breaking like it was in the original, but it's still there, including the ability to jump off your partner and keep climbing up off each other, breaking out of the map because they never give the roofs collision. The puzzles are all pretty basic as well, with a couple of neat ones here and there, but most of them being more variations of "hey remember those weird symbols we keep using? Yeah do that again :)".
I could maybe give this a pass if it was like 2-5 bucks, but for how little meat there is, and how sloppy it is, I can't excuse any of it, let alone that they're STILL making sequels. I ain't playing any of them at this rate, it's just going to be more of the same. At least this one had a proper secret ending and not a fakeout chievo that was just jerking a handle off.