Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Realms of Ruin Review (Skeletor)
Ah, Warhammer Age of Sigmar: Realms of Ruin—a game so bafflingly mismanaged, it makes my own failed schemes look like strokes of genius! Let's delve into this disaster, shall we?
Gameplay: Imagine commanding armies with all the responsiveness of a petrified forest. The controls are so clunky, you'd think they were designed by my bumbling henchmen! Units respond to orders as if they're considering a career change, and strategic depth is about as profound as a puddle on a sunny day.
Visuals and Audio: The graphics are reminiscent of a time when I still had flesh on my bones—dated, uninspired, and utterly forgettable. The sound design is equally lackluster; I’ve heard more inspiring battle cries from a frightened goat.
DLC Practices: Well, it's Games Workshop, it's Age of Sigmar...therefore predatory game practices are to be expected! Charging exorbitant prices for single heroes as downloadable content is a scheme so devious, even I must applaud. It's as if they peered into my dark heart and said, "Let's monetize disappointment!" Players are expected to empty their coffers for minimal additions, making this a predatory practice worthy of Skeletor's scorn.
Final Verdict: It's a chaotic mess that even the forces of evil would disown. Or approve? I don't care enough. Pass and go scratch that RTS itch elsewhere. If you are an Age of Sigmar diehard fan, then by all means support this travesty. At least the 'creative' minds behind this abomination will see some scraps falling down from the corporate table.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I must return to plotting successful schemes! NYEHHH!