Warhammer 40,000: Speed Freeks Review (childonline)
ALROIGHT, LISTEN UP YA GROTS! Dis 'ere SPEED FREEKS game, right? Had a bit o' a dodgy start, it did. Took a Mekboy or two ta bash da gubbinz propa so we could all get connected without muckin' about. But dey ZOGGIN' FIXED IT! And once ya blast yer way in, Gorkamorka's teef, it's a WAAAGH! on wheels! It's fast, it's loud, and it's more fun dan settin' a Squig on fire and watchin' it chase a Nob!
Seriously, dis game is propa Orky mayhem now dat it works smooth. Ya get ta build yer own killy wagons, load 'em wif more DAKKA dan ya can shake a choppa at, and den race an' KRUMP uver gitz 'til dey'z just smokin' bits! Da speed makes yer eyeballs rattle, and when ya hit dat WAAAGH! button, everyfing just goes MENTAL! If ya want a good, fast, smashy time, stop whinin' and get SPEED FREEKS! It's dead killy! TEN TEEF!