Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion Review (cobalt)
+ 4 hours (you don't need a lot of free time)
+ post-game
+ funny (sometimes)
+ you don't need a nasa pc to run this
+ has newer enemies in limitless lane
+ a lot of hats
+ there is some variety after you do the first loop in limitless lane, with there being 4 random buffs
+ there's a cool lil gimmick with a lot of enemies
+ a lot of pretty easy to get achievements, if you like those i guess
+ great music
- big enemies have weird hitboxes (you can notice this with the stag when it has the bigger size buff in post-game)
- 4 hours (if you do have a lot of free time, it's a bit boring)
- post-game is really grindy
- 15 USD
- limitless lane just is a train so every area gimmick that made every boss cool is gone
- bosses have the same health, making you sweep the first three
- to many hats, making the achievement hard and you will only use 5% of them
- the horns / cat ears are a slight reskin of each other
- game goes from 0 to 100 fast on the fourth boss
- there's only 4 random buffs, it's not very unique and after you do 2 loops the game turns in to hell with the bosses if they have aggro and poison, same with 3 loops, if they have aggro, poison, and the steel one
basically play it if you are willing to sacrifice 15 bucks for a 3 - 10 hour long game (depends if you do post-game or not)
prob could've added more or made it shorter, but just wanted to list those things i've seen throughout playing