The Stanley Parable Review (Sahie)
Look, I'll be honest, I've forgotten about this game over the last almost decade. I'm here today to claim my "Go Outside" achievement. I last played this in January 2014. I had my first baby six weeks premature two weeks later and the rest is history. I am mostly annoyed that I didn't get the Ultra Deluxe edition. I will get it today and review that in ten years' time, I guess. By then, my babies will both be adults and I can have a spare moment to myself. Also, how did I never get that 88888888 achievement? Also gonna play this next Tuesday. I look forward to hearing the Narrator's sarcasm again. Speaking of narrators, I have written 12 books since I last played this. That's bizarre.
Edit: Thank you so much to the kind people who gave my review an award. I just got an email from Steam notifying me about them. As an added bonus, it's Monday morning, and of course I forgot to play this on Tuesday three weeks ago. I've just gone ahead and opened the game now because my ADHD means I will 1,000% forget to do it tonight. Final achievement, here I come!