The Forest Review (FrootSauce)
- Travel abroad by plane with your son Timmy
- Crash
- Wake up to your son being kidnapped by a naked guy I didn't see anything
- Wake up, with whiplash
- Loot everything you see
- Eat all the somehow unscathed plane food you see
- Grab some sort of passenger list
- Forget about it
- Find some drugs
- Use the drugs
- See the axe that's stuck inside the flight attendant
- Pull out the axe (the way King Arthur would have done it)
- Jump out the back of the plane and break open some suitcases
- Start cutting some trees
- Realize that you're the hulk by carrying two logs at once
- Open the oh, so handy survival book that you just so happen to have
- Start building a log cabin
- Realize that it's going to take forever to build it
- Abandon the building site
- Find a new site and start building a new, smaller house
- Continue cutting trees for the rest of the day
- Hear weird noises during the night
- Rustling in the bushes, someone laughing
- Take a closer look
- See the naked man
- The naked man sees you
- The naked man runs at you
- Regret your decision
- Panic
- Run, fast
- Faster
- Eat, replenish your stamina
- Climb, the mountain
- Jump, into a lake
- Swim
- Swim
- Swim till daylight
- Run back to camp
- Change pants Calm down
- Go back to building, defense
- Remember that you have a son Decide that you want to live
10/10 Would forget about Timmy again