The Flying Dutchman Review (Crunch)
A duck is a duck is a ...swan? Wait, what? Well, I guess they're both birds usually seen on the surface of a lake, maybe? A glass of beer is juice. Well, I suppose they're both light colored liquids in a glass? That grey blob over there that you can't even make out enough to tell what is is probably the whatever thing you were looking for that you just can't seem to find, but you may never know since the timer you can barely see ran out while you were looking for it. Can't believe I wasted money on this one, it was so bad. And short. And the story, what story?...In conclusiong, really, I'm telling you, don't read these reviews and get it anyway just to see for yourself how bad it is like I did, after all no game could possibly be THAT bad, right? Well, this one really is that bad. It really, really is. It's just not worth it, not even at 90% off.