The Complex Review (Ishaan)
🎨 Visual Vibes
☐ What planet is this?!
☐ Jaw-Dropping
☐ Slick & Sharp
✅ Gets the Job Done
☐ Meh Pixels
☐ Eyes, Why Have You Betrayed Me
☐ Retro Relic
Clean and professional FMV quality. Feels more like a polished indie film than a game.
🎮 Trigger Thrill (Gameplay)
☐ Masterpiece Mechanics
☐ Solid Combat
☐ Functional, I Guess
✅ Kinda Boring
☐ Feels Like Homework
☐ Controller Screams in Pain
Minimal interactivity. Mostly just picking dialogue options.
🎧 Sound Check
☐ Audio Nirvana
☐ Smooth Operator
✅ Decent Vibes
☐ It's... Fine
☐ Cover Your Ears
☐ Bleeding From Both Ears
Voice acting is solid, soundtrack works, but nothing stands out.
🖥️ Can Your Rig Take the Hit?
✅ Runs on a Calculator
☐ Grandpa’s Laptop Approved
☐ Mid-Tier Friendly
☐ Better Have a Gaming PC
☐ High-End Hustler
☐ NASA’s Backup Needed
Very light — your toaster could run this.
💾 Hard Drive Heist
☐ Fits on a Floppy
✅ Classic Compact
☐ Manageable
☐ Getting Chunky
☐ Say Goodbye to Storage
☐ Buy a New SSD
☐ Send It to a Data Black Hole
Won’t take more than a couple of gigs.
🧠 Tactical Brain Power
☐ Baby Mode
✅ Casual Cruise
☐ Learn It, Master It
☐ Tactical Brain Power
☐ Big Brain Only
☐ Prepare to Suffer
Just make choices — no puzzles, no planning.
🌀 Grind Level
✅ Grind-Free Paradise
☐ Optional Hustle
☐ Tryhard Territory
☐ Mild Effort Needed
☐ Grindfest
☐ Say Goodbye to Real Life
Zero grind. Just watch and choose.
📜 Plot Punch
☐ Story? What Story?
☐ Some Hints of Lore
☐ Serviceable
✅ Intriguing & Tight
☐ Feels
☐ Existential Crisis Incoming
Sci-fi thriller with some tension. Works for one run.
⏳ Time Commitment
☐ Blink and It’s Over (Under 1 hour)
✅ One-Sitting Special (1–3 hours)
☐ A Weekend Affair (4–8 hours)
☐ 2–3 Day Campaign (8–15 hours)
☐ Call in Sick for a Week (15–40 hours)
☐ Cancel Your Social Life (40–100 hours)
☐ The Eternal Journey (100+ hours)
Short. Meant to be completed in one evening.
💸 Price Pain
☐ Freebie Frenzy
☐ Worth Every Penny
☐ Buy It on Sale
✅ Only If You’re Curious
☐ Not Worth the Coin
☐ Just Light Your Wallet on Fire
Niche appeal. Wait for a deep sale.
🪲 Bug Watch
✅ Clean as a Whistle
☐ Minor Nuisances
☐ Noticeable Glitches
☐ Bug Battle
☐ Game of Bugs
☐ Certified Insect Simulator
Runs smoothly — nothing broke the experience.
🎯 Deathmatch Verdict
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💬 5/10 — A decent interactive movie, but the “game” part is almost nonexistent. Best for fans of FMV or story-first formats.