The Callisto Protocol: Contagion Bundle Review (Jaygerwocky-TTV)
what the fuckity fuck is this garbage? This is the equivalent of a student turning in their homework late, and expecting a commendation for it. Less than Hardcore mode, more than vanilla difficulty, and no update to the lackluster and generic content that has plagued since release. This game Genuinely feels like the Dead Space dev wanted to get another cashout with next to no effort, and made a dead-space resembling game with a generic evolution virus. Gameplay is literally shoot this pistol until that thing is dead. If I could sue based on being a shitty game I would. I don't even care to completionist this, and I bougth this mostly to support the Developer since the original studio was shut down by EA.
Gotta say, its looks like EA had alot less to do with Dead Space 3 being shitty than I originally thought, and I dont think its that bad even. But to me, this makes me think the dev was legit dessolved because this guy wasnt putting in any effort whatsoever. There is a total of maybe 4 enemy types in the entire game.
Once again What the Fuck. Stay the fuck away from this game, and all DLC. These guys are selling shit with perfume on it. The best parts of the game are legitimately all included in the trailer, and that's it. Some jump scares that you see coming becasueee..... OH SHIT, THEY IN THE TRAILER. WHO'D KNEW IT WAS A SPOILER REEL>.