Summer Memories Review (PhilForever)
Are you ready for a game more gripping than Uncharted 4? More emotionally impactful than The Last of Us? More daring and cunning than Horizon: Forbidden West?
Summer Memories is the inspiring story of a young man, Chad-kun. Chad is over 18, according to the game's opening text, but a tragic growth deficiency has left him with the appearance of a boy just blossoming into manhood. He also has several learning disabilities, namely in math, dish washing, and bug collecting.
Amid all these issues, Chad is dropped off for a summer vacation with his Aunt Miyuki, cousins Rio and Yui, and Uncle (?) in the rural Japanese countryside. He hopes that for once, everyone around him will shut up about how he can't do simple addition and subtraction or catch a fish. But while Chad's uncle struggles with his own demons (falling asleep during oral sex and crying while drinking) Miyuki, Rio, and Yui take a keen interest in helping Chad achieve his fullest potential.
Over the next four weeks, Chad will rise to the challenge. His aunt and cousins will give him the stamina, girth, and recovery time he needs to discover not only multiplication, but his true calling as well. Beyond that, with the aid of fairly cheap DLC and a free uncensoring patch I had to make up a home address for to download, Chad breaks free of his perceived limitations and into the village beyond his Aunt's place. It's there Chad finally realizes that not only is he the most efficient kitchen cleaner in Eastern history, his young penis has been blessed with the divine power of Eros.
The rivers flow with fish and the streets with semen, in the most incredible success story ever imagined in gaming. THIS SUMMER, you cannot be more upward or shameless during the sale than with SUMMER MEMORIES.