Summer Memories Review (Davellope)
Well...let's review a game that's meant for adults if using the patch for the NSFW content, and that's the version I'll talk about because I have no shame for being an adult playing adult games. And as Markiplier would say during Iron Lung, "I am scared and horny."
Well Summer Memories is an JRPG and strategy game...for pervs and incubuses. You play as a teenage boy left with relatives while parents go on a trip for the entire month of August. For a month, you live with your uncle, aunt and two cousins. This is a heterosexual focus H game, so the goal of this game is to smash or pass, or romance, as many girls as possible before you go back home at the end of the month. With the base game, you'll be going after mostly your aunt and cousins. Yep break out the banjos and moonshine for that part of the game. Whatever that happens everywhere. Is it awkward that one of your cousins does look vary rural southern? But with the expansion, you can also romance plenty of other women outside the household. A track coach, glasses lady obsessed with bugs n' fish, a disinterested(but she stalks you) mermaid like girl and my personal favorite the candy store clerk with pictophilia(fetish involving taking flashy pictures of oneself). But I will warn you to stay away from the Pogs girl. They don't call it this in-game but where I came from...it's Pogs. That's what Japan calls loli art. While this is legal in the US(have looked this up otherwise the game would not be available over this), socially expect Chris Hanson to show up and ask you to take a seat. Yeah ignore that girl if this is too much on your morality if not everything else about the game like incest, but she's easy to ignore since she'd be ether the hardest or longest to unlock. Did I mention you have to unlock the girls first before you can...you know....get down. *Beavis chuckle*
Despite being an H game, it is a fairly legit game game too. Spend time with the girls to 'get in'. Pick your times to mess around with the girls. perform different activities and go as long as possible before feeling 'drained'. Level up your character. Try not to get caught while smashing family. And yes you can loose the game if you get caught getting incest laid. Mostly with family. Don't scream during the passion when uncle is not too far away. Don't know about the girls outside the family(Chris will come after you for the Pogs girl). The game does have cheats, even a 'showcase mode', once you beat the game. But you can also ignore all this and play the game like a game and not..you know.
The game is clearly not for everyone. Puritans and Abrahamic thinkers should stay far away from this. This will nuke your fragile glass moral mind. But if you like to imagine strategizing like a teenage boy after puberty and deeply on "the mission", this is strangely entertaining for an h game that's not all about the sex. And keep in mind this is just fantasy and not reality. DO NOT do half of what happens in this game. I'm sure you'll see jail time if you did.
...but if you meet a girl that get's squirt freaky over picture taking, QUICK! Get that girl a ring!
And this concludes the review! Bu-Bye!