Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition Review (Hesh1024)
Pork Bun vendor:
A Man Who Never Eats Pork Buns, Is Never A Whole Man!. "Why don't you have a Pork bun in your hand?"..."You look like you could use a pork bun!".
Parking attendant:
"You have a car in here?"
"Hey, what can I do for you?"
"Uh, can I help you?"
"I used to drive one of those, then I lost my job, and well, long story short, here I am".
"Two years ago, I was a stockbroker in Central. Now, I press a button to get your car out".
"I used to own seven cars in this lot. Now I work here. Never invest all your money into messius. Trust me".
"It's sad that my life makes me sit here while you pick which car you want to drive".
"I wish I could live your life. Just for one day".
"Don't go too crazy on this one, Wei".
"You go enjoy yourself"
Car Valet:
"Ah. Hello, Mr. Shen. Your vehicles are all good to go. Give me a call if you need something."'
"A car? (Yeah, sure.) I'll be there right away."
"Here you go! Don't wreck it too much, OK?"
"Uh sorry, I don't have any time."
"Here you go! I hope this is good enough."
These quotes are stuck in my head now.