Rocket League: Chaos Run Review (Jekwwer)
My Unused Collection of Post-Apocalyptic Awesomeness
Collector's Pride, Gamer's Dilemma
So, I got the "Chaos Run DLC Pack" for Rocket League®. Why? Maybe the same reason I buy gym memberships – optimism. After 150+ hours in Rocket League®, I've realized I’ve never actually used these cars. They're like the fancy china in my cabinet: there for show, not for use.
The Apocalyptic Garage Sale
This DLC pack is like a garage sale at the end of the world. You've got your battle cars (Ripper and Grog), which sound like they could double as Mad Max extras. Decals, wheels, toppers – it's the full post-apocalyptic ensemble. Too bad they're just collecting virtual dust in my garage.
The Irony of Choice
Here's the kicker: despite owning this cool DLC, I stick to my old car. It's like having a wardrobe full of clothes and wearing the same two outfits. But hey, it's the thought that counts, right?
Final Verdict
Would I recommend the Chaos Run DLC? Sure, if you're into hoarding cool stuff you'll never use. It's like buying a treadmill that becomes a clothes hanger. Aesthetically pleasing, functionally decorative.