RimWorld Review (FLUZ)
Rimworld
—Where Chaos and Storytelling Collide
Review:
Rimworld isn’t just a game—it’s a mix of survival, storytelling, and absolute madness. After 300+ hours of building colonies, fighting off raiders, and accidentally setting my base on fire (thanks, Randy Random), I can confidently say this game never gets old. Every playthrough feels fresh, thanks to its unpredictable events and the insane twists that keep you guessing.
If you want to experience true chaos, try Randy Random as your AI storyteller. One moment, you’ll be peacefully farming; the next, a herd of angry elephants will storm your base. Randy doesn’t care about balance—he’s here to throw surprises that will completely change how you play.
Why I Love It:
Your colonists are a mix of geniuses, troublemakers, and people who can barely tie their own shoes.
The game writes its own crazy stories. One minute, everything is fine. The next, your best colonist is fighting off a bear while your chef burns dinner.
Mods! If you want it, there’s a mod for it. Battle rhinos? Alien invasions? You name it.
Funny Things I’ve Learned:
Rimworld isn’t about winning—it’s about laughing while everything falls apart.
Colonist relationships are messy. They’ll become best friends—or start a fistfight over the last slice of pizza.
The AI storyteller loves chaos. Randy Random, especially, turns your colony into a rollercoaster of unexpected disasters and plot twists.
Why It’s Special:
There are other games like Rimworld out there, but nothing beats the original. It’s not just about building—it’s about the crazy stories and the unpredictable disasters that make every game unique.
Final Thoughts:
Rimworld is one of those games you keep coming back to. Whether you’re fighting off raiders, trying to keep your colonists alive, or just watching it all burn (literally), it’s always fun.
Rating: 9/10 – "300+ hours in, and I’m still not sure if I’m good at this game or just lucky."