Retrowave Review (Thalas)
Quick Notes
• Turn down the sound effects, turn up the music. You're welcome!
• The game is a little simplistic and the graphics are downright ugly on a big monitor. Don't write it off immediately though. It still has some charm with its music and its 80's vibe, and it's not a bad way to pass the time. I'll be playing this after a day of hard work. It's a good game for those moments when you just can't think straight (tired/intoxicated).
Evaluation
Graphics
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☑ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Free Fire
Gameplay
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☑ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
Audio
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
Audience
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ All
PC Requirements
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
Difficulty
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
Grind
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ You could grind achievements
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding
Story
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life
Game Time
☐ Really short (0 - 2 hours)
☐ Short (2 - 8 hours)
☐ Few hours (8 - 12 hours)
☐ Long (12+ hours)
☑ Endless
Price
☐ Funded by microtransactions
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
Bugs
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Cyberpunk 2077
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{3/5}---