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Imagine going to a high class very pricey restaurant with the largest number of items on the menu you've ever seen, but as soon as you get inside you just see displays of lettuce everywhere being conveyor belted directly to every table on dishes. You sit down and the waiter asks for your order. He hands you the menu to look through and as soon as you pick anything that isn't lettuce he takes the menu away and gives you a completely different menu, this happens repeatedly, so you decide you don't want to eat here anymore. But then all the chefs come out and body block you from leaving your seat saying they recommend the lettuce in their own ways, staying there giving you their opinions on the lettuce until you give in and order the lettuce. They set the table nicely, decorations fit for a queen, 14 different types of cutlery, breadsticks, napkins and all, and then you hear the low rumble from the conveyor belt. Your eyes follow it to its origin and an angry chef does his work at the other end, you recognise him from TV, hes a world famous chef who cooks anything perfectly, he grabs a whole lettuce in one hand and shoves it into a paper shredder atop a golden rimmed plate, he then tidies the dish of lettuce up and smiles proudly at his creation before placing it on the conveyor belt, the low buzzing rumbling as the lettuce slowly makes its way towards you, the belt clumsily nudging it infront of you.... Bon apetite!