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Friday, September 9, 2022 3:14:33 AM

PlateUp! Review (Captain Mazda)

Send help, this game has kidnapped my girlfriend. What began with an innocent bit of fun has turned into an obsession. She was never a gamer, but now she doesn't want to do anything but play this game anymore and it's too much for me. There's so much more to life but she won't hear of it. She only leaves the house for work and appointments now. The other day I noticed she was staring out the window, motionless, not making a sound. I asked her what she was so enthralled about and she replied "I need the copying desk to make more conveyors, otherwise the combiner is useless." In the morning I asked how she slept and she said she dreamt of new strategies for her next solo run, like starting with a prepping station and upgraded sink. She came home from work and began telling me about all the PlateUp research she had done on her commute. First she took over my Steam account, now she's made her own so she can play endlessly on the brand new workstation I built for her. I went for a motorcycle ride with my friend and she didn't realize I was gone for 3 hours. When I came home, she told me she almost completed Day 15 on a solo run and would've won if it weren't for the terrible blueprint drops. We are moving overseas soon but I fear on moving day, she's going to remain glued to this game while our entire home gets packed away. By the time she snaps out of this enchantment, it will be too late.
There's a dark kind of magic in this game and it has locked her soul in the overnight freezer.
Send help.
Update: We beat Day 15. She's finally able to sleep like a normal human again.