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Tuesday, June 18, 2024 7:27:28 PM

Once a Porn a Time Review (Pacer)

I bought this game because I am a man of culture born from the seediest parts of the internet and something about the art style reminded me of Akabur, creator of Princess Trainer and Witch Trainer. I didn't bother reading the plot synopsis, so needless to say I was pretty surprised when rather than the plot being "you're some guy in fantasy land banging princesses" it's more a fusion of Westworld and The Stepford Wives (if they fucked good and were LEGALLY DISTINCT princesses from public domain).
Tinkerbell is an ex-combat model Android that used to work with some director that created this world of Princesses to sell as an amusement park. Everyone around him thought it would be a great idea if they just let people fuck the androids, but the director was a man of principle who did not wish to see his creations debauched. Enter the hero. You crash land here and are quickly pressed into service by Tinker Bell to "corrupt" the AI's of the princess androids so she can make a bunch of money pimping them out.
I'm going to recommend this game, but it comes with a couple of caveats. First and foremost, do not be like me and manually farm up scraps and money with the Drone mission. The game cautions you not to use cheats; but there are no achievements or any reason that I can see not to other than to save your precious time. Trust me; you are not missing anything by cheating. You will still have to do the drone missions in order to further the story, but my conservative estimate is you can cut out about 30-40% of my playtime simply by cheating. Please, for the love of God; cheat.
Second, a lot of the titillation is going to be convincing them to flash you. The actual sex scenes are going to be few and far between, with most of it just being the girls getting naked or exposing themselves to you. The animations are SCUFFED. The art is pretty good if you like classic, Western cartoon style - but it's clear that this was their first stab at animations as they mostly consist of two frames. It's kind of jarring and takes away from the otherwise pleasant aesthetic and presentation of the game.
Third, it's pretty tame. Perhaps it's a sign of how far I've fallen from the grace of God, but when a fairy was sucking the characters dick I expected her to be DROWNED in cum, but my mans must have been completely depleted because it was nothing.
The writing is fine. I don't know - seriously 3/4's of the game is screwing around with the time pass mechanic and grinding to get scraps to make new outfits to further the story. It wore down on me after a while. I honestly wish that people who made smut games could understand that while they may feel that some aspect of gameplay is necessary, I do not believe that should be the case if the gameplay is repetitive, tedious and never changes. One of my favorite porn games, Treasures of Nadia / The Genesis Order is also guilty of this, but the way it abuses you is through excessive backtracking to the tune of 40-50 hours worth.
Soft recommend. Buy it on sale if you can. If you were to strip out the absolutely soul-crushing grind, you've probably got like.... 3 to 4 hours of content here. Also, a post-game Gallery would have been helpful.