My Friend Pedro Review (Marine09)
~ BANANAS ~
✅ Yes
~ DIFFICULTY ~
🔲 My 90 year old grandma could play it
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
✅ Significant brain usage
🔲 Hard
🔲 Dark Souls
🔲 You must think like Nikola Tesla & Albert Einstein
✅ Difficulty increases as time goes on.
~ GRAPHICS ~
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter in this game
🔲 Good
✅ Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece
~ REQUIREMENTS ~
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
✅ Potato
🔲 Low-end
🔲 Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer
~ LENGTH ~
🔲 Very Short (0 - 2 hours)
🔲 Short (2 - 6 hours)
✅ Average (6-20 hours)
🔲 Long (20-50 hours)
🔲 Extremely long (50-100 hours)
🔲 No ending
~ BUGS/EXPLOITS ~
🔲 Bug Free
✅ A handful of bugs
🔲 Buggy mess
🔲 Cyberpunk 2077
✅ Bugs are usually never in the players favor
🔲 Bugs are sometimes exploitable
🔲 Bugs are extremely exploitable
~ FUN ~
🔲 I'd rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive
🔲 Exciting
🔲 The kind of fun you'll remember
✅ Ride of your life
~ REPLAYABILITY~
🔲 It's a one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years
🔲 Definitely
✅ Infinitely replayable
~ COMMUNITY ~
✅ Singleplayer
🔲 Borderline insane individuals
🔲 Degenerates
🔲 Good people
🔲 Saints
🔲 Mixed
~ AUDIO EFFECTS ~
🔲 I've gone deaf
🔲 TV Static
🔲 Not too bad
🔲 Good
🔲 Crispy
✅ Eargasm
~ MUSIC ~
🔲 Muting the in-game music and playing my own
🔲 Unbearable
🔲 Generic
🔲 Good
🔲 Wonderful
✅ I will listen to the soundtrack
~ WITH FRIENDS ~
🔲 I don't have friends
✅ No multiplayer :(
🔲 Your friends will become enemies
🔲 Always better with friends
✅ You have Pedro!
~ VARIETY/PLAY-STYLES ~
✅ Limited to your arsenal
🔲 Only one way to play
🔲 At most three ways to play
🔲 Offers loads of options
🔲 Infinite variety
~ WORTH THE TIME ~
🔲 I would rather learn a second language
🔲 The worst way to spend your day
🔲 Occasionally worth the time
✅ Worth it
🔲 Call in a sick day to play this game
🔲 I wish I had another lifetime to play this game
~ VALVE PLZ FIX? ~
✅ Not a Valve game???????
🔲 Valve plz fix
~ PRICE ~
🔲 You could also burn your money
🔲 Spend it on groceries
✅ If it's on sale
✅ If you really want it NOW
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Worth it upfront
🔲 Free
~ WORTH BUYING ~
🔲 No
✅ Wait for sale
🔲 Yes