Master Spy Review (Zounderth)
Sigh. This game requires you to have pixel perfect jump points with flawless parkour-platform-timing while switching in between being Stealth and de-cloaking (or vice versa) in Mid-Air jumps or from the ground up towards a platform that has the most Discipline guards EVER and the most efficient Tigers (or Dogs) in the World. Also throw in some Stealth Ninja Assassins and stupid fast moving Lasers on Steroids. To name a few. Great! Right? It's all challenging and difficult! I'm creaming souls-like in my pants! That's all great sure but you can't have all these when the Controls is smoking WEED.
ME: I TOLD YOU TO JUMP ON THIS PRECISE END OF THIS "SURPRISE" PLATFORM! I'LL HAVE TO DO THIS WHILE BEING STEALTH AND DODGING ONE HIT WONDER DARTS! THREE OF THEM! Hopefully I won't fall down where the Tiger is. also that guard is ALWAYS WATCHING! ALWAYS! even though he wears sunglasses... in doors.
Controls: You need to chill man... this is some good s****
ME: Great now I'm ON the Tiger...
Tiger: Gotcha B!tch OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
so after like a hundred times of this I pull it off and got to the next room that by the way, has a button that opens up a door in the previous room (which i figured out early on so no worries there, thats all good) but then...
I need to be in the SAME MENTAL STATE again for that hundredths time that it took me to precisely maneuver my way thru only to be led back to the same previous room in order to get to the exit... of course I failed! again! because someone is still ON WEED and the game decides to go Rogue Like on me so i have to start ALL OVER AGAIN WITH THAT DAMN FAT TIGER. I wonder why he so fat now. don't let this fatso fool you, he so fast! Like from one end of the screen to the other in point 78 seconds! I think the Tiger swallowed an anti-gravity engine or something it explains why he moves like a UFO.
Maybe I should smoke Weed too? so that I would be ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE CONTROLS! BRILLIANT!
I did that and for some odd reason my Gamepad is on the floor in smithereens.
great now i need a new Gamepad. or do I just get more weed? hmmmmmmmmmm
YOU GOT CAUGHT!