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Friday, March 11, 2022 12:11:11 AM

L.A. Noire Review (Masonator)

DO NOT BUY THIS. IGNORE THE SALE. THE DISCOUNT IS A TRICK.
Completely unplayable on modern systems. The application straight-up refuses to open, crashes even if you can get it running, is capped at <30fps and breaks physics if you unlock it, runs poorly, etc etc etc. It's been like this for years, Rockstar Support does not care. They just want your money.
I love LA Noire, but the PC version is completely broken and is an utter waste of your time and money. If you really want to experience the game, pick up a physical copy for the original consoles, or play the remastered version on the PS4/Switch. Or even just watch a no-commentary playthrough on Youtube, since this game is basically a movie anyway...
Edit: To elaborate, the worst part is that this game used to work just fine before they forced their stupid proprietary launcher on everyone. Something with their in-game integration efforts broke the executable, and the only alleged fix is to install unverified third-party registry edits (lol no). I have a box on my shelf (I bought this at retail when it first came out) for a product that is permanently unusable because of the publisher's greed. Watch a playthrough if you need to see how the story ends, otherwise save your money and skip this. Don't give a greasy corporation your hard-earned cash for a product you can't even use.