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I have no friends to play this with me in my room, So i made a robot to defuse the bomb, the problem is the robot was too smart and instantly defused it before I said anything. So I made the robot dumber, but it was too dumb to tell me anything, so I made it smarter, but the robot instantly defused the bomb again, so I made it dumber, but it couldn't defuse the bomb, so I made it smarter again, then dumber, then smarter, then I made it dumber and it almost defused the bomb but It died with the last wire after I said don't cut it, so then I made it smarter but accidentally put too much brain in it and made it too smart again so I had to re calibrate it back to being dumb, but I forgot the level of dumb I had to put it at, so I went back to dumb = 100, then I made it smarter again, but it suddenly became way to smart and not only defused the bomb but went on to defuse 3 more, so I made it stupid again and it finally defused the bomb but I spilled my coffee on my computer so I had to redo the entire project, after 2-3 years on making this robot I failed by spilling coffee on it. But I didn't give up, so I made a robot to program the robot to make it smart enough to defuse the bomb effectively, but when I finished making that robot I found out that he was "Too cool" to program robots like a nerd and gave me a large wedgie, like seriously? a wedgie? that is one of the biggest stereotype of a bully, so I sprayed the robot with a hose and found out he water proofed himself because he knew I would do that. So I ended up moving out of my home to seek shelter from this constant annoyance and I was greeted 2 years later by him and he came to apologize to me for bulling me, I am now happily married to the robot and could never ask for more, now that I married the robot I could finally play the game with someone, not because the robot would play with me, but the robot told me I could just call my friends virtually. 10/10