Hitman 2 Review (GHETTO CHICKEN)
Do you know what's even better than an amazing stealth game? A stealth game that doubles as a stand-up comedy show! That's exactly what Hitman 2 brings to the table, and I can't stop laughing while flawlessly executing my targets.
First of all, let's talk about Agent 47. This guy is a true comedic genius disguised as a stone-cold killer. His deadpan delivery and dry sense of humor had me in stitches. I mean, who knew someone could make assassinations so amusing? I found myself chuckling every time he casually made a snarky comment while dressing up as a flamingo or taking out a target in the most unexpected ways.
The level design is an absolute blast. From exotic locations like Miami to the busy streets of Mumbai, every setting is like a playground for hilarious opportunities. I couldn't help but burst into laughter as I dressed up as a food vendor and started serving a poisoned dish to my unsuspecting target. The sheer absurdity of the situations you can create is pure comedy gold.
One of my favorite moments was during a mission in a suburban neighborhood. I had to eliminate a target attending a garden party. But instead of opting for a straightforward approach, I decided to dress up as a clown and entertain the kids. Picture this: children laughing, parents taking photos, and then BAM! A well-aimed rubber duck exploding in the target's face. The looks of shock and confusion on everyone's faces were absolutely priceless.
Hitman 2 also excels at unexpected and hilarious disguises. Whether it's dressing up as a flamingo mascot or slipping into a tight-fitting mannequin suit, the developers have really outdone themselves. I dare you to keep a straight face when you witness Agent 47 expertly sneaking around in one of these ridiculous outfits.
The game's attention to detail is astounding, and it enhances the comedic aspect. The NPCs' reactions to your antics are simply priceless. I couldn't help but giggle as I walked past a group of guards discussing the latest episode of their favorite reality TV show while I carried a lethal weapon in plain sight. The obliviousness of these characters is comedy in its purest form.
In conclusion, Hitman 2 is a brilliant blend of stealth game play and hilarious comedy. It will have you laughing out loud while strategizing your next hit. Whether you're a fan of the series or a newcomer, this game is an absolute riot that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So gear up, prepare to crack up, and let the comedic carnage begin!