Heaven Island Life Review (ShortFuze_Z)
I would call this crap but that would be giving crap a bad review. Like a bad stocking filler at Christmas I had 1$ left on a steam gift card so I brought this.
Which is the worst decision I have ever made in my entire life and I have made some bad decisions. Getting married to young, having kids to young, deciding making McDonalds my career of choice. Having sex with my cousin, having sex with her mom, having sex with her husband, buying the new Doom. All bad decisions but spending 1 dollar on this eclipses them all.
Overall if you're Hitler or Stalin buy this game otherwise avoid it like a new case of the black plague.
Oh and I had to run twice as long as I had first tried to just add this review
Updating review:
Just gave this another go as I felt I may have been a little unfair in my original review. After another 2 minutes I concluded that it is in fact worse than I originally had you believe. I would not recommend this game to either Hitler or Stalin as neither deserve to endure Heaven Island.