Hand Simulator Review (TurboSoggy)
I have wasted many hours of my life manoeuvring the effortlessly developed games I will refer to in this review as the 'Hand simulator franchise', and may I say, wow. Once you get over the hot garbage graphics and controls of this game, you will still cease to enjoy it. If i had one piece of advice for the poor souls who have already purchased this game, it would be stop here. Ever since I expanded my collection to the full Hand simulator franchise, my life has gone downhill. I don't enjoy gaming anymore, I can't sleep and my wife took the kids. However, as i am sitting and writing this review in a decrepit motel (she took the house), i realise that these games are all i have left. Hand Simulator: Rendezvous is keeping my lonely life filled with love, Hand Simulator: horror gives me a buzz when i need one, Hand simulator: survival gives me the tools to keep pushing through in the toughest times and well, Hand simulator... Hand simulator is my life now.