Guilty Gear: Strive Review (Hoeseby)
You've purchased Guilty Gear, hooray!
Today's such a wonderful day!
You feel fit to queue, but nay!
As it turns out, your opponent plays May!
You try to run,
But it's all for none,
She's already won,
There goes your fun.
You try your best to win,
You're taking hits to the chin,
But you're fighting great sin,
The evil Mr. Dolphin.
You're starting to get pissed,
Meanwhile she's full of bliss,
Every single swing you miss,
Just to get punished by Overhead Kiss.
You've realized the length of your fall,
Your losing streak's growing tall,
You've made the wrong judgement call,
For Christ's sake, you're even getting hit by beach ball.
By this point, you've made a wager,
You're wearing your anger,
Every time you get hit by that anchor,
You show yourself to be quite the rager.
Finally, you've given up,
You've decided you had enough,
You give it one last try, maybe try to jump,
But then you find out... she can angle dolphin up...
May's cool :)