Euro Truck Simulator 2 Review (Can Can Sale)
Over the course of my attempt to establish a humble Latvian trucking company I have:
-Been rammed by at least a dozen Brazilians on a random road in Belgium
-Accidentally violated current EU sanctions on the export of ammunition to Russia
-Developed an emotional attachment to my Spanish-speaking GPS
-Gotten Brexit Done*
-Single-handedly funded the Polish motorway system through speed camera fines
-Learned how to swear in foreign languages
-And listened to my friends come up with every possible explanation as to how it wasn't their fault that they got their driver's licence from a cereal box and don't understand the concept of breaking
TLDR: This game is a meme, but I also once chose to play it after spending 10 hours getting "The Jersey Slide" on I-95, so I clearly think it is pretty good. If you want a 'more interesting' experience, download the TruckersMP community multiplayer mod and use the job dispatcher tool.
Some third party reviews:
"Türkiye strong, you ****" - rando in voice chat
"I didn't see the train" - my friend shortly after causing an East Palestine moment
*hysterical laughter* - me after a road train plowed into a flipped truck at 110kph
"'Cats' is both a horror and an endurance test" - The New York Times
*Results may vary, side effects may include the obvious consequences of hardened borders on a highly integrated common market, severe political turmoil, that one time ASDA didn't have my favorite spread, and a critical shortage of lorry drivers cause they were all Eastern Europeans with EU permits