Drug Dealer Simulator Review (oexalith)
Drug Dealer Simulator, huh? Well, I've got to hand it to the developers, they sure know how to make a game that's as addictive as the product they're simulating.
From the moment you start the game, you're thrown into the world of illegal substances and shady deals. You're a small-time drug dealer trying to make it big, and let me tell you, it's a wild ride.
The gameplay is simple but satisfying. You start by cooking up your own drugs in your basement lab, then you hit the streets to sell them to anyone with a few bucks to spare. But watch out, the cops are always on the lookout for dealers like you, so you'll need to be careful not to get caught.
But the real fun of Drug Dealer Simulator is the absurdity of it all. You're dealing with some of the most ridiculous characters I've ever seen in a game. From the stoner who thinks he's a ninja to the gangster who thinks he's a poet, the game is full of hilarious caricatures that had me laughing out loud.
And the situations you find yourself in are just as ridiculous. One minute you're dealing with a customer who's convinced that your drugs are making him hallucinate, and the next you're being chased by a gang of rival dealers who want to steal your stash.
But despite its goofy exterior, Drug Dealer Simulator has some surprisingly deep mechanics. You'll need to manage your finances, upgrade your lab, and build relationships with your customers if you want to make it to the top.
So if you're looking for a game that's as addictive as it is ridiculous, then Drug Dealer Simulator is the game for you. Just don't blame me if you find yourself craving a fix after a few hours of playtime.