Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, and The Terribly Cursed Emerald: A Whirlwind Heist Review (ideamonster)
I, what, hello...?
Oh, so this is... this is... this is very awkward. Uhm.... yes, the review you wanted to read, well, someone else is reading it right now. I'm terribly sorry, this is very awkward. You can't read it, you can't, you can't.
Just a moment. Hello? Can someone tell me how far the other one is? What? Slow reader... oh, great. Terribly sorry, yes, just a moment, I'm so sorry. This is a bit... embarassing. The review is really, really good. Well written, yes, to the point. But, this is not a problem. You can give me a hand maybe? While the other player reads? Yes, great.
Can you upvote this comment? It's really easy and we're... we're short on employees right now, very unfortunate. Just hit the "Yes"-Button, right where it says "was this review helpful?". It's very easy, just click with your mouse. You'll help us a lot. Don't hit "No", it's the "Yes" button.
So sorry for the inconvenience. The other player is almost done reading. Just a few more minutes. Yes, hello? What? What do you mean it was downvoted? This... no, it was well written. It can't be downvoted.
I'm sorry, are you still there? Just a moment, I'll go check it out. You can read it any second now, any second, just a second. I'll be right back. Just wait here...