Do Not Feed the Monkeys Review (Joeloses)
Imagine being a broke, sleep-deprived gremlin whose only hobby is spying on strangers through sketchy hidden cameras. Congrats, you’re now playing Do Not Feed the Monkeys! Your job? Watch people. Take notes. Do NOT interfere. Will you listen? Absolutely not.
One minute, you’re piecing together a deep government conspiracy. The next, you realize you haven’t eaten in two days, rent is overdue, and your body is running purely on caffeine and regret. But hey, at least you helped a random dude escape a cult (or doomed him forever, who knows?).
This game is pixelated chaos, filled with moral dilemmas, absurd stories, and the constant anxiety of being one bad decision away from homelessness. It’s like being an unpaid private investigator with severe life management issues. And honestly? I loved every second of it.