Dino D-Day Review (Skinnyshoes)
To whom it may concern,
If you are reading this review, you must, without doubt, be considering purchasing this product. Let me warn you of the oncoming dangers that will become apparent if you take the chance. Upon loading into this video game, you will first be accosted with a menu screen reminiscent of classic games such as "Turok" and "Bubsy 3D". Next, you might try loading into a server and engaging other players in honorable, multiplayer combat. You would be mistaken. There are no other players. The only other people, if you wish to label them as such, that you might find on these servers are degenerates and products of depraved households. They will browbeat and insult you. They will impugn your lineage. They will claim that you have committed sexual acts of the most heinous nature. If you can look past all these faults, however, you will realize that this game contains unique gameplay opportunities unlike any other First Person Shooter. Namely, you can be a Nazi dinosaur and suicide bomb American GIs. What other game offers the flexibility and style of Dino D-Day? Certainly not Battlefield 2042 or League of Legends. Take my advice, gentle reader, and bet your money on a game with no development cycle and few players.
Your humble servant,
Sam. J.