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> Be me
> Hear about a game called Dino D-Day
> Think to myself, "What could possibly go wrong with dinosaurs in World War II?"
> Download the game with a grin on my face
> Launch the game and pick the actually exciting faction: the Nazis riding dinos
> Start my dino rampage as a velociraptor with a swastika armband (weird flex, but okay)
> Run into battle, only to realize it's a total dino clusterf***!
> Get mauled by a T-Rex within seconds
> Decide that being a Nazi dinosaur isn't my true calling
> Switch to the Allied side
> Run around as a Tommy Gun-wielding triceratops
> Realize it's just as chaotic on this side
> Allies and Nazis running around, trying to out-dino each other
> Try to communicate with my teammates but all I hear is "rawr" and "nein!"
> Somehow manage to cap a control point as a dino
> Feel like a true hero
> Get crushed by a tank driven by a stegosaurus
> Respawn and get sniped by a pterodactyl sniper
> What is this madness?
> Decide to play as the humans for a break
> Get thrown into the mix with only a rifle and a prayer
> Watch helplessly as my teammates are turned into dino snacks
> Sneak up behind a Nazi dino, shove a grenade in its mouth, and shout, "Dine on this, you scaley schnitzel!"
> Explode in a blaze of glory
> Die, respawn, repeat
> Laugh my a** off as a T-Rex wearing a German helmet chases me down
> Finally, get used to the dino mayhem
> Start pulling off epic dino vs. human showdowns
> Unleash my inner Jeff Goldblum and say, "Life, uh, finds a way"
> Win a round for my team and feel like a true dino-slaying hero
> 10/10, would ride a dino into WWII again 🦖🦕💣💥

🦖 Another round in Dino D-Day, it's true
Just to compliment your gaming sorrow
Another dino 🦕 that I've slain for you
A kill to add onto your score, no borrowing
Another mission, you can't believe
Has got you playing endlessly
All the dinos 🦖 you're beginning to slay
On the battleground 🎮, and the thrill is captivating

Let me enlighten you
This is the way I slay 🎮
Gaming just isn't hard enough
Kill 'em all, no remorse 😈🔪
Gaming my life's not hard enough
Take those dinos down 🦖💥

Another raptor 🦖 about to meet its doom
Will respawn again tomorrow
Another T-Rex 🦖 that I've dealt to you
Lost in time 🕰️, on the edge of glory
Another taste of the thrill I achieve
Will level you, completely
Bring to life everything you can't believe
Battle in the game 🎮, and the action's exhilarating 🤯

Let me enlighten you
This is the way I slay 🎮
Gaming just isn't hard enough
Kill 'em all, no remorse 😈🔪
Gaming my life's not hard enough
Take those dinos down 🦖💥

Return to me, return to me, return to me, join the fray 🔄🎮
Turn to me, return to me, return to me, gaming all day 🔄🎮
Return to me, return to me, return to me, join the fray 🔄🎮
Turn to me, return to me, return to me, these dinos, they pay 💰💣

Gaming just isn't hard enough
Kill 'em all, no remorse 😈🔪
Gaming my life's not hard enough
They take everything from you 🎮💔
Gaming just isn't hard enough
Burn 'em all, no remorse 😈🔪
Gaming my life's not hard enough
Take those dinos down 🦖💥

They take everything away 🎮🚫🦕🦖
Title: The Admirals' Dino D-Day Dilemma

Garp: What in the name of Davy Back Fight is going on here?
Green Bull: Oh, hey, folks! Just testing out this new game, Dino D-Day! You guys gotta see this!
Fujitora: Dino D-Day? Isn't that the one where dinosaurs take over the world? Sounds like Kaido's wet dream!
Kizaru: Yeah, it's like his dream crew come to life, huh? Dinos everywhere!
Sengoku: You know, I thought our plate was full with pirate invasions, now we have a prehistoric problem too?
Smoker: Sir, the situation is getting out of hand. Reports are coming in that the dinosaur invasion is spreading rapidly across the coastline.
Green Bull: Yeah, I can see that here too. These raptors are tough opponents, I tell ya. But check out this T-Rex, it's like a raid boss!
Akainu: Enough with the games, Bull! We need a solution to this dinosaur mess.
X-Drake: Yeah, those raptors are giving my distant cousins a bad name.
Kizaru: Wait, where's Sakazuki? I bet he's already somewhere melting those dinos to ashes.

Akainu: What's the situation, gentlemen?
Green Bull: Oh, just trying to figure out how to tackle this dinosaur menace. You should join in, play some Dino D-Day with us.
Akainu: I don't have time for games. We need to deploy real firepower. Fujitora, ready your meteor strikes!

Fujitora: Take that, you scaly fiends!
Garp: Look at you, Issho, playing god with meteors!
Sengoku: We can't have you destroying the whole island. Keep it in check, will you?
Kizaru: Meanwhile, I'll just use my light-speed kicks to tackle those pesky pterodactyls!
Smoker: Sir, the situation on the ground is worsening.
Green Bull: Alright, alright, let's coordinate our efforts. We'll combine the meteor strikes with the light-speed attacks, and maybe I'll summon a forest of trees to distract them. Who's up for some combo action?
X-Drake: Count me in! I'll show these dinos who the real boss is.
Akainu: And make sure Kaido gets the bill for all the damage. He can handle it with his treasure, right?