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Crime Scene Cleaner: A Review Five Years in the Making
Ever had a game sit in your wishlist so long that you practically forget about it, only to have it finally launch and exceed every expectation you’ve ever had?
That’s exactly what happened with Crime Scene Cleaner, a game I added to my wishlist over five years ago, constantly teetering on the edge of “Will it ever come out?” and “What even is this again?”
But let me tell you, it was worth the wait.
A Polished Gem in the Simulator Genre
Right off the bat, Crime Scene Cleaner is not just another simulator game. It’s a well-polished experience that stands out with its attention to detail, slick graphics, and gameplay that’s both smooth and satisfying.
The physics engine in this game is no joke—every rag swipe, every spray of cleaner feels so realistic that you might just find yourself checking under your real-life fingernails for bloodstains.
Story: Strangely Relatable
What’s perhaps most surprising is the story. Who knew the tale of a down-and-out janitor slipping into the criminal underworld could be so gripping and relatable?
There’s a certain resonance to the idea that when society leaves you behind, you can find yourself knee-deep in a world you never imagined.
It’s dark, it’s gritty, but it’s also oddly motivating—after all, who doesn’t want to be the best at what they do, even if what they do is, well, illegal?
Graphics and Atmosphere: A Cut Above
For a simulator, the graphics are absolutely top-notch.
Each crime scene is rendered with an eerie level of detail, from the blood splatters to the strategically placed evidence that you’re tasked with “disposing” of.
The variety in the maps is impressive too; one moment, you’re cleaning up a dingy apartment room, and the next, you’re scrubbing away in a survival game gone wrong museum.
The subtle nods to other games and films are a real treat for pop culture enthusiasts, adding another layer of depth to an already immersive experience.
Gameplay: Smooth Moves and Attention to Detail
Moving around in *Crime Scene Cleaner* is as smooth as it gets.
The controls are intuitive, and the game’s physics are a standout feature.
Every object reacts just as you’d expect—sponges soak up liquid, heavy objects drag along the floor with weighty realism, and glass shatters in a satisfyingly authentic manner.
It’s this level of detail that keeps you engaged, even during the longest clean-up sessions.
Wishlist Woes and Playtest Perks
Now, here’s where the story gets personal.
As someone who joined the playtest, I noticed one glaring issue—there was no way to adjust the keyboard layout for left-handed players like myself.
Imagine trying to delicately mop up a bloodstain with your hands cramping up because the controls just wouldn’t cooperate!
I left feedback, not really expecting much to come of it, but lo and behold, the developers actually listened.
With the full release, I was thrilled to see that they had implemented adjustable controls, making the game accessible for everyone.
Huge kudos to the devs for that one—there aren’t many out there who take user feedback so seriously.
Worth Every Penny
In the end, Crime Scene Cleaner isn’t just a game; it’s an experience worth every penny.
The developers have already announced plans for future content after the initial release and bug-fix stage, so there’s plenty more to look forward to.
If you’ve got a morbid curiosity or just love a good simulator, this game should be at the top of your list.
Five years in the making, and Crime Scene Cleaner has finally arrived.
Trust me, it’s been worth the wait.