izigame.me

stockholm syndrome in media form. emotionally torturing. absolutely gut wrenching. this is the first time i have ever felt physical pain playing a game and this is the first game to make me cry. i hate it so much it's not right this shouldn't be allowed this is an undocumented form of MK Ultra there is nothing worse than this game it ropes you in with cool visuals and its small amount of achievements then kicks your teeth in and puts cigarettes out on your balls it forces you to tear open your software to find out how to limit it to 60fps so it stops running at 1600x speed then it subjects you to incredibly tedious gameplay that isn't challenging at all until you find out that you have to do it for about an hour straight with no checkpoints at all and extremely buggy physics cause your paddle acts like a fucking ball its self it's so unresponsive your mouse just seems to do what it wants it can literally freeze up after touching a ball because it's decided it doesn't want to be solid in that moment and then the ball just fucks off behind the screen or one of those shitty sheep will die infront of your paddle and make this 8kb game drop 70% of its frames, making the game run half as fast subjecting you to even more pain then before. then don't worry about the ball anymore because if it hits one of these sheep heads it will either shoot so many particles that you have a seizure or it will make the ball go on the most fucked trajectory right past your paddle making you lose another life. make sure to not run out of balls because then you have to do it all over again. and who the fuck thought they would name the hardest and most boring mode easy mode fuck you i took a 5 month break from this fucking game just so i wouldn't cut my fucking ears off and throw them at my neighbour and even then i was groaning like i was in fucking labour all throughout it. any major terror plot would have been even more devastating if they had just used this game as some sort of weapon instead ; Ted Kaczynski couldve just mailed usbs with this game on there and every single one of those lizard men receiving it wouldve just offed themselves while trying to get every achievement so they can throw "#1 CRACKHEAD" on their steam profile for whatever fufcking reason. if you made a dark ages peasant play this game or even look at it all their organs would fail and each and every blood vessel would rupture immediately. their bones would crumble like dust which is what i wish happened to me while i played this game there is no ethical way to play this game it will make you either want to kill yourself or kill someone else if i mentioned this game to my therapist they would have no care in breaking doctorpatient confidentiality this is like a fucking SCP memetic agent itll instantly give you a heart attack at one glance if you're not O5 or some shit i hate this game so much man if you didn't already hate the world before it play this game i hate it i hate it i hate it. the music is half decent however