Bloons TD 6 Review (GingerEwok)
I live in a one story house in the suburbs, my address is 308 Negro Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Mexico 87104, my name is Banana Bateman. I am 27 years old. I believe in wiping out bloons as a whole, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a bit bloon like I'll put on an ice pack while practicing throwing darts at bloons, I can pop a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I hop on my computer and boot up Bloons TD 6 to start my bloon poping genocide for the day. I pick my favorite map, Monkey Meadow. I usually like to start out with Sauda and a dart monkey. I'll save up to start buying banana farms which I upgrade to 2-0-0. I will then farm till I am able to buy my favorite tower, the super monkey. After I then start the process to obtain the vengeful true sun god, once done I leave my computer, grab my banana bunch, and leave for work. By the time I get back the game will usually end on round 268, my best is round 302. There is an idea of a bloons player. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real player. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our playstyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.