Blazing Sails Review (headpat)
Edit Ultima: It has come to my attention that parties mentioned in this review are very upset about it. Rumor has it that they even check this every day to see if it's changed or comments are unlocked so I just wanted to say hi. I guess this is a funny distraction for them as toying with 1-man ships all day is bound to become boring at some point. We give them a round of applause for being the best group in a game played by 50 people and wish them many free wins on the high seas (Nvm, some guy called shab just single-handedly deleted them in 10 seconds so apparently they're not even the best lulz).
As a result of low player count, Battle Royale mode is constantly dominated by same 1 or 2 groups of 4-premade shnookerdookies. If they're online, forget about winning. They have their own custom sail marks so they're clearly in bed with devs as well. I've even once witnessed 2 ships owned by these fudge nuggets not attacking each other and ganging up on other people until they're the last 2 standing.
Same goes for Galleon Conquest mode. Same 3-4 snickerdoodles teaming up going 20-3, you simply can't win unless you're on their team. They're too womens' genitals to be on opposite teams for the sake of balance and they even circlejerk by calling the game they just won against all level 0's "too easy" while them being level 600. They see 1 fart knocker join a team and others literally just wait in spectator mode for minutes so that beginners fill the other team and sons of a nutcracker end up on the same team because God forbid an actually close game happens and they end up losing. I've never seen a more pathetic bunch in my life. Yikes.
Treasure Hunt game mode, well no one plays it so lol
Apart from these corn nuts, the only people you'll find are of a certain nationality who play the game because apparently some big streamer of theirs did. They don't speak English and start yelling/making weird noises if you attempt to communicate.
So yeah, easily one of the sorriest "communities" I've ever seen and it's no surprise since most of them have 2k+ hours on Sea of Thieves. No more needs to be said.