Among Us Review (NewAll)
=== Graphics ===
🔲 Realistic
🔲 2000s flash game
✅ Simple but iconic
🔲 Can be run on a fridge screen
🔲 SUS-sational art style
🔲 Michelangelo could never
(The power of a red bean in a space suit.)
=== System Requirements ===
🔲 Runs on a potato
✅ Runs on a potato with a hat
🔲 Runs on grandma’s phone
🔲 Built for low-end everything
🔲 Can run while you're being vented
=== Story ===
✅ None
🔲 There’s lore if you dig
🔲 You’re just kinda there
🔲 One time someone made a movie out of it
🔲 Deep narrative: red is sus
(10/10 betrayal drama though.)
=== Gameplay ===
🔲 Click simulator
🔲 Walk around and do stuff
✅ Complete tasks or fake them
✅ Gaslight your friends
🔲 Social deduction meets cosmic chaos
=== Complexity ===
🔲 Anyone can play
✅ Easy to learn, fun to master
🔲 You either sus or get sus’d
🔲 Mind games go wild in public lobbies
🔲 You’re either Sherlock or the impostor with 3 IQ
=== Difficulty ===
🔲 Your dog could win
✅ Depends on who you're playing with
🔲 Lobbies full of detectives
🔲 It’s not the tasks — it’s the lies
🔲 Impossible to win when 3 people vote randomly
=== Playtime ===
🔲 A quick round
🔲 One more game
🔲 Four hours later…
✅ You were supposed to sleep
🔲 3AM lobby energy is unmatched
=== Sound / Music ===
🔲 Beep
🔲 Suspense.mp3
✅ That emergency meeting SFX lives rent-free
🔲 Victory music = dopamine
🔲 Betrayal never sounded so crisp
=== Bugs ===
🔲 None
✅ Occasional glitchy beans
🔲 Lobbies breaking since 2020
🔲 Still more stable than your friendships after playing
=== Audience ===
✅ Everyone
🔲 Only 9-year-olds
✅ Streamers, memers, backstabbers
🔲 Group chats that got too quiet
🔲 Your therapist after hearing you lie so well
=== Worth Buying? ===
🔲 Only free on mobile
✅ Absolutely, even on PC
🔲 Free friendships not included
🔲 You’ll pay in trust issues
=== Final Score ===
✅ 8.5/10
Among Us is the ultimate social test. It’s goofy, it’s addictive, and it taught us one universal truth: red is always sus.