A Game About Digging A Hole Review (Pyro_Peanut)
A masterpiece of pointless obsession.
Hours played: yes.
Depth: classified.
Mental stability: missing, presumed buried.
I launched the game thinking it was a joke.
A harmless little indie game. Haha, dig a hole, how cute.
Twenty-seven hours later, I'm sitting in total darkness whispering “deeper” every time my shovel moves.
There’s no plot. No goal. No reward.
Just dirt. Endless, judgmental dirt.
And yet, I can’t stop. I must dig. Why? I don’t know. The hole knows. The hole always knows.
At 300m, I hit something.
Not treasure. Not rock.
A sense of purpose.
My wife left me. My dog won’t make eye contact.
But the hole?
The hole never judged me.
Pros:
✅ Dirt.
✅ Deeper dirt.
✅ The crushing realization that this is all I have now.
Cons:
❌ I told my boss I couldn’t come to work because I was “busy excavating my soul.