A Game About Digging A Hole Review (Potato)
Folks, let me tell you, I played this game, okay? And I dug a hole. A deep hole. Some people are saying it's one of the deepest holes they've ever seen.... many people are saying that, actually. And let me tell you, it was a tremendous hole. Magnificent. Some might even call it the greatest hole ever dug in a video game.
The digging? Perfect. Just absolutely perfect. The dirt, top-tier dirt, I’ve seen a lot of dirt, folks, and this? This was some of the best dirt I’ve ever moved. Very strong dirt. Very rich, very powerful. But I moved it better than anybody. The depth? Unbelievable. People couldn’t believe how deep my hole was. The developers? Fantastic job. Really, really fantastic.
Other games, they don’t dig like this one. Sad! This game, though? The best digging mechanics, hands down. I played Minecraft.... good game, okay, but the digging? Not as luxurious. This game, though? Let’s just say, if we had this kind of digging back in 2016, we would’ve finished a very big project very, very quickly.
10/10. Would dig again. The biggest, most beautiful hole... maybe ever.