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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data
---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☑ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
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☑ 🐿️
---{ Comment }---
Goofy? Goofy. Fun? Yeah. Squirrel? 🐿️. A 100% run is about as long as older CoD campaigns. The gameplay isn't difficult. The Squirrel handles fine for a platformer. Overall, the game is a fun 6 hours spent. Kinda reminds me of the old Doom games. Games built just for fun, no major story. This game does have an oddity, though. Most of the assets look like Store-bought assets, MINUS THE SQUIRREL. Dunno why, but the devs really focused on the main character's LoD. Crank all graphics to epic, and you'll get the most realistic squirrel model in Gaming.
As for bugs, the car is where most of the bugginess comes from. It, at times, clips through the floor. Nothing major as the devs thought ahead and put a teleporter plane underneath the whole map as a failsafe. It's overall a clean build(Unlike most games)
The environment is pretty basic outside of the playable area. Just a flat plane of grass beyond your little red bush walls. The detail is also to a minimum, which isn't a bad thing. The Sound Effects aren't anything to write home about either, but the acorn and rocket sound effect in particular are a bit better than the rest.

Overall, for a $20 experience, it's a "Buy on a 25% sale" type of game. Nothing to write home about, but pretty funny and doesn't overstay its welcome. If it was, say, closer to $15, then I'd put it in the "Buy if you're bored" box. Hopefully this helps.