Oh this is so frustrating. You see this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the Hero is going to win but you just don't die quickly. Man... example. This one guy in New Haven. City is burning, people are dying left and right, yadda yadda yadda. This jackal rushes me with a spoon. A FREAKING SPOON and I'm dying laughing right. So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it. His kids are ARRGHH and... Oh, he can't see where he's going, he's bumping into stuff. And anyway I don't know, maybe you had to be there.
The moral is you're total b*tch.