1. Denial: I said I would refund it. Over and over and over again, but... in the end, I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
2. Anger: I think it truly began with World 3 and those damned mine carts. I almost lost myself to the pain, the suffering... the rage.
3. Bargaining: I said once I finished all of the levels, once I got all 150 coins, once I beat this horrid game, I could uninstall it. I would finally be free from the chains of Super Bunny Man.
4. Depression: World 5. I remember it well... hot dogs, secret walls, the flames of hell itself. I... I just couldn't take it anymore. It nearly broke me. But I couldn't give up. I had to beat it. I 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 to win.
5. Acceptance: After 17 agonizing hours... I reached level 50. I got the carrot. I got the time. The credits rolled. I did it. I always knew what 𝘩𝘦 was - a monster, a curse, a blight upon this world, but as I quit the game one last time, I could finally say that I overcame the anguish that he caused me. At long last, I could say that I faced the Super Bunny Man himself, and I won.